$KEVIN
electrician
“just trying to make it”
* THE HUMAN META *
HUMANPAD
The launchpad for humans.
Everyone is launching AI agents.
We decided to launch humans instead.
> no agents were deployed in the making of this website_
just a guy
100% human
0% artificial intelligence
// AI IS GETTING TOO COMPLICATED.
- AI agents.
- AI influencers.
- Autonomous agents.
- AI CEOs.
- AI traders.
WE JUST WANTED A GUY.
human.bmp
HOW HUMANPAD WORKS
- 01
CREATE
Create a human.
- 02
GENERATE
Give your human a story, personality and simple Paint-style image.
- 03
LAUNCH
Launch your human on Solana.
* step 04: touch grass (optional)
CREATE YOUR HUMAN
(launches a real token on pump.fun — needs Phantom + ~0.02 SOL. no humans harmed)
HumanGenerator.exe
same ticker = same human. change it to reroll.
- ticker
- $KEVIN
- job
- unemployed
- dream
- buy a Lambo
- balance
- $14.32
RECENT HUMANS
[ 4 humans online ]
$BROKE
unemployed
“currently looking for a job”
$DEGEN
full-time trader
“hasn't slept since Tuesday”
$DAD
father of 2
“needs exit liquidity”
AI HAS BILLIONS OF PARAMETERS.
HUMAN HAS 2 BRAINS CELLS.
And somehow we're still winning.
AI:10,000,000,000parameters
HUMAN:¯\_(ツ)_/¯vibes